I went to XXXBingo tonight with Becca and Anita, who are basically the best friends I've made since college. It was basically Bingo, and you win sex toys and stuff. It was a Valentine's Day event. I won lube, which sucks. I'd rather have won nothing, really. It was kindof like a slap in the face. I mean, three vibrators were given away. I would loved to have claimed victory over one of those fuckers (truly no pun intended.) It'd be like, a trophy. I would showcase it in my home. "Ah, yes. I won that," I would say. Oh, well.
Ps, this is my worn-out face. That make-up is fifteen hours old and as you can tell by the two beautifully symmetrical spots on my face, it's that glorious womanly time again. Fffffffff-